Soccer Kid Gets Elbow-smashed - Gkko

Oct 02, 2008 Soccer Would Be More Interesting If Everyone Had Axes. I Guess That Would Make It Lacrosse.

Sarah Palin, Swimsuit Model - Gkko

Oct 02, 2008 Caribou Barbie Was Even Hotter Back Then, But The Vapid Smile Was Even Worse Too...

Longboarder Smashes Into Curb - Gkko

Oct 02, 2008 A Guy Misses His Turn And Stacks Bad.

Rednecks And Politics - Gkko

Oct 02, 2008 People Like This Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

Child Ninjas Get Boarded In Face - Gkko

Oct 02, 2008 This Is What Happens When Everyone Is Kung Fu Fighting.

Mccain On Wal-mart Healthcare - Gkko

Oct 01, 2008 John Mccain Suggests That Poor, Sick People Just Go To Wal-mart Instead Of Seeing An Actual Doctor.

Tough Guy Knocks Out Girlfriend - Gkko

Oct 01, 2008 This Is The 21st Century, We Don't Knock Them Out And Drag Them Back To Our Caves Anymore.

Truck Crashes Through Wall - Gkko

Oct 01, 2008 That's What I Call A Special Delivery.

Russian Casina Brawl - Gkko

Sep 29, 2008 This Could Probably Be Resolved With A Game Of Russian Roulette

Upset Driver Nearly Runs Over Cop - Gkko

Sep 29, 2008 Running Over The Police Won't Get You Out Of A Ticket... Unless You Run Them All Over, Gta Style.

Crazy Street Catfight - Gkko

Sep 29, 2008 A Bunch Of Girls Get Violent In The Street.

Safe For Work Porn - Gkko

Sep 29, 2008 I'm Never Going To Be Able To Go Down On A Girl Without Thinking Of Corn On The Cob Again.

Weird Touchdown Ceremony - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Those Canadians Are Weird.

Forklift Failure - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Or, How Not To Neatly Organize Cans.

Ball Crunch Slide - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Hey, He Completed The Slide, Just Not How He Wanted To.

Crazy Drifting Ends In Crash - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 A Dude Out Drifting Wrecks His Car.

Dog Inhales Burrito In One Second - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Bubba Loves His Burritos.

Drunk Queen On A Bus - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Really, If You're Stuck On Public Transportation, There's Not Much Else To Do.

Astrobiology Rap - Gkko

Sep 26, 2008 Xenomorphs, Xenomorphs... Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Burglar Vs. Ceiling - Gkko

Sep 25, 2008 Made-in-china Ceiling Tiles, My Only Weakness!

Bicycle Vs. Maserati - Gkko

Sep 25, 2008 A Rich Dude's Penis Compensator Is A Cool Dude's Playground.

Hot Girl Has A Bad Day At The Office - Gkko

Sep 25, 2008 Computer Viruses Are A Bitch.

Girl Gets Curbed Badly - Gkko

Sep 25, 2008 Having Your Head Used As A Basketball On A Concrete Court Has To Suck.

Bullet Ricochet Almost A Headshot - Gkko

Sep 19, 2008 Shooting Yourself In The Head Doesn't Take Much Skill, But Bouncing The Bullet Off Something Else First Is An Epic Accomplishment.

Dirty Pigs Interrupt Japanese News Story - Gkko

Sep 19, 2008 Unless Maybe The Story Was About Pig Sex, In Which Case, Everything Went According To Plan.

Pitcher Of Piss - Gkko

Sep 19, 2008 People Who Do Things Like This To You Are Not Your Friends.

Bad Singer Murders National Anthem - Gkko

Sep 18, 2008 Didn't She Learn From Borat? You Don't Mess With The National Anthem In Texas.

Old Lady Faceplants On Sidewalk - Gkko

Sep 18, 2008 This Is Why Grandma Needs To Stay In The Nursing Home And Rot.

Motorcycle Smashes Into Jeep - Gkko

Sep 18, 2008 I've Had Bmws Get Totaled On The Back Of My Jeep And Barely Leave A Scratch. This Bike Had No Chance.

Redneck Sucker Punch - Gkko

Sep 18, 2008 A White Trash Fight Ends Abruptly.